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Offline Nny

Fortune cookiessss
«: August 23, 2008, 11:16:50 PM»
I was eating fortune cookies and decided to make a board about them. :B
SO
In this board...
post the most out there/funny/wtfisthis/dirty/whatevuh fortunes you or your silly little friends have gotten out of them.

Minez:

Yes. Do it with confidence.
Behind an able man is always.
and I got this really dirty one about cherry popping, but I can't remember what it said.

 
        

Offline Tonks

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #1: August 24, 2008, 03:23:48 AM»
"You have much work to do, grasshopper."

Offline Mala

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #2: August 24, 2008, 08:30:13 PM»
okay this isn't really a fortune cookie post, but my friend talked about how she and her brother always add "in bed" to the end of their fortunes.

then her brother got on that said "You will have much luck this week."

In bed.

Offline Nny

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #3: August 24, 2008, 08:52:35 PM»
okay this isn't really a fortune cookie post, but my friend talked about how she and her brother always add "in bed" to the end of their fortunes.

then her brother got on that said "You will have much luck this week."

In bed.

lol.
Yeah, me an my friend do that sometimes.


"Yes. Do it with confidence in bed."  ;)

Offline Jenni

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #4: August 25, 2008, 01:37:34 AM»
my mom got: "if the shoe does not fit, it is not your size."

REALLY???

Offline Stripes

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #5: September 01, 2008, 02:56:36 AM»
I'm being serious about this.
I can't really remember the whole thing, but pretty much it was saying "You're stupid if you believe in fortune cookies ~Confucious"
I'm not joking xD

Offline Nikki-Knack

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #6: September 01, 2008, 11:56:43 PM»
"We are very happy together. : )"

I swear to God that's what it said. D:

Offline Skink

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #7: September 03, 2008, 12:14:17 PM»
"Respect for your elders brings grander rewards then respect of the new."

..yeah that was at this chinese buffet thing.... I remember it because it was my grandpa who got it and read it out loud. He got really pissed when I started laughing. He thought I was disrespecting him in front of the azns! Since he's a racist dick.

Offline Sync

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #8: November 02, 2008, 04:34:10 PM»
well one time i got one at school, and i was going on vacation the next day, and my fortune said "you will have a great vacation!"
it was pretty sweet.

Offline lolo

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #9: November 02, 2008, 05:56:47 PM»
my favorite was



"you like chinese food"
Everyone had got something in hand cept natty dread

Offline Spicer

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #10: November 02, 2008, 11:24:54 PM»
my mom got: "if the shoe does not fit, it is not your size."

REALLY???


its like a condom. n___n
Vacation: what if you woke up
Vacation: and you were in falls body
Vacation: LOL
Aussie: i would
Aussie: touch myself
Aussie: ?

Offline Jade Ravenwing

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #11: December 17, 2008, 12:46:52 AM»
I got one one time that said "You will a surprise in the mail." I think I did too. They're not riddled these days like they used to be. *sadface*

Offline Eevee

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #12: December 17, 2008, 03:25:09 AM»
My mum and dad used to go to this chinese restaurant before my sister and I were born and my mum got the fortune that read 'you will have an unexpected guest' or something like that, she got it twice and each time, she found out she was pregnant with my sister, and then myself. So they stopped going there so she wouldn't have anymore kids.

Offline Greek

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #13: December 17, 2008, 02:32:51 PM»
 Your lucky numbers are 13 18 47.....................

Offline Creek

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #14: December 17, 2008, 08:25:05 PM»
I got one a few years ago that i still have saying

" Now that you broke me open, FIX ME" Your lucky numbers are 5, 9,13, 66, 87, and 99

Offline Goldrush

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #15: December 23, 2008, 03:02:32 PM»
something like 'a swallow cannot soar his highest with just his own wings'

Can't remember. The cookie tasted disgusting.  >:(
SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A CAR IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.

http://www.hazel-rah.webs.com

Offline r i l e y

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #16: January 01, 2009, 11:00:06 PM»
Aah fuck I hope I'm not the only loser that keeps all of mine.
...

..Lol I bet I am.

"Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily."

"You are a man of righteousness and integrity."

:l

Offline Hiccuped

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #17: January 19, 2009, 02:34:27 PM»
Aah fuck I hope I'm not the only loser that keeps all of mine.
...

..Lol I bet I am.

"Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily."

"You are a man of righteousness and integrity."

:l


Sexist Fortune cookie. :I  Well anyway I got an awesome one that says 'You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time.'   BD

Offline sarragh

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #18: January 19, 2009, 02:51:30 PM»
'That wasn't pork.'

Offline Geisteskrank

Re: Fortune cookiessss
«Reply #19: January 22, 2009, 10:57:43 AM»
The only memorable time a fortune cookie has really made my family laugh is when we went to a restaurant once, and after the meal we got a little bowl of pineapple pieces on toothpicks. My sister ate most of them, liked them a lot, and she wanted some more. She opened her fortune cookie and it said, "More pineapple, please!" Bricks were shat at our table. XD;

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